Ch. 2: The Real Deal Marriage

This was more than just a 10-year fling

It’s just tequila. What could it hurt?

So, yes, I was once union’d with a marriage and family therapist. (MFT, as they like to be shortened.)

My marriage was, if you’re at all suspicious, a real marriage. I know it sounds like a sitcom -- comedian marries therapist, probably for the jokes -- but it was the real muchacho. We didn’t just wake up married on …